Wednesday, June 08, 2005

Calling All Smiths--No Really

Because nobody in New York has heard anything about their little summer film Mr. & Mrs. Smith, the wicked publicity wizards at 20th Century Fox devised a stunt that would have made Bill Veeck practically shit with jealousy.

Should I answer that, honey? (Photo: Fox)

As I write this, a young woman at Fox's Sixth Ave. enclave is chained to a desk literally calling every Smith in the fucking phone book, inviting them to a special preview screening of the otherwise underexposed Brangelina vehicle.

This is probably the only chance you will ever have to cash in on your name, all you Gotham Smiths, so don't stray far from the phone. Or maybe you should. Your call (corny pun unintended).


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